"Hail to the Can, baby!"
(holds up a dismounted Bertha) "This ... is my boom stick!!!"
"I'm out of order?? You're out of order!! Your whole damn build sequence is out of order!!!"
"Goooooood moooooorning Empyrrean"
"What is your major malfunction, Peewee?"
(A Necro just finishes rebuilding a dead A.K.)
"I thought I was dead!"
"Yeah, I get that alot."
"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."
JoeB The Wall:
Arm Comm - "Hey Jeffy , that's NOT the way to the front!!!"
OTA Timmy Gunner - "I swear sir, I didn't drink a thing last night....it must be a manufacturer's fault!"
Newly-Recruited UH3.1 Badger Pilot - "Vipers?!? LOL, aren't you guys in for a surprise....holy crap , what was that?!?"
Veteran Freaker - "Oh ferchrissakes, will somebody up there make up their mind!!!"
UH3.1 Flash Pilot - "WHAT?!? You gotta be kidding!!! What good is a cardboard tank gonna do me out there?!?"
Newly-Recruited Lemming Pilot - "You want me to do WHAT?!?"
UH 3.1 Arm Commander to Core Commander - "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire both shots or only one? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Disintegrator Gun, the most powerful weapon in the universe, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
"I've seen attack ships on fire on the shores of Empyreean" - Roy of the robots.
"Hand me my D-Gun. It's the one with 'bad motherflourer' written on it . . ."
"I want you to D-gun me as hard as you can."
Gaurdian to MT re: Commander rushing - "It's got a wonderful defense mechanism: you don't dare kill it."
Flea 1 - "Before we get out of this transport, I think we ought to discuss the weapon situation. Brett and I, we think we ought to, we deserve real weapons. Right?
Flea 2 - "You see, Mr. Parker and I feel that the weapon situation has never been on a, an equitable level."
Mav 1 - "Well, you get what you contracted for like everybody else."
Flea 1 - "Yes, but everybody else gets more than us."