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Fred The Krogoth; Chapter 1 - By TCC
As Fred that lovable huggable Krogoth, lumbered over
the grassy terrain of Lush he would smile if he had
lips (He requested some, but no one answered his
request). He was along side Bob the Krogoth and his
hero, the Core Commander They were silently (?) making
there way on a invasion mission to destroy the ARM
base near the Flagger Mountains.
"Fred"! Said The Core Commander, "you take the east
side while Bob and I make our way up the middle
Fred appeared confused for a moment.
"That way is east Fred", said the Core Commander,
pointing his nanolathe to the east.
"Oh", said Fred as the clouds departed from his mind,
"Thank you boss".
"Alright", said the Core Commander viscously, as he
stared toward where the ARM base was. "Prepare to
attack, move in on my command.
Fred slowly made his way to the East. After he had
traveled about two clicks he was immediately lost, for
he forgot which way the Commander pointed. "Uh oh", he
said silently, then he closed his eyes, picked a
direction, and lumbered off.
The Core units were now outside the ARM base, as
missiles were screaming toward the metal walls and
exploding with relative force.
"GET THOSE PEEWEES ON LINE"! Shouted the ARM
commander, giving orders. He had arrived on Lush only
twenty four hours before, and this was a surprise
factor to the Core.
As AKs burst through the now gigantic holes, they were
eliminated immediately by a D-Gun blast.
"Damnit"! Shouted the Core Commander; "The ARM
commander is in the base. No matter, we shall still
prevail", he smiled for a moment, and sent in the
Krogoth.
As the battle raged on for hours and hours, neither
side gaining an inch, Fred was now making his way up
the mountains. "I wonder where those guys are", Fred
said to himself, then immediately stopped as he came
to the edge of a rather large cliff. "Whoa", said
Fred, who was used to being up at high altitudes, "now
that is high"!
Just then, the Big Bertha shell landed on his arm,
ripping it off.
Fred glanced to the left, and noticed the giant,
unmanned cannon, firing off at the Core Units Miles
below. Fred looked at the giant shell that had rather
violently removed his arm, he looked up at the giant
cannon, then he walked to the edge of the cliff,
turned around, and said,
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD"!!!!
His gauss cannons fired again and again, and after
many shots, the giant cannon was crippled and it fell.
It landed with crash, and Fred looked at the edge of
the cliff proudly. "I did good", he said, once again
trying to smile. But before he could leave, something
rather bad happened.
The cannon exploded.
The next thing Fred knew, he was sailing down toward
the ARM base...... "CCCCCCCRRRRRRRAAAA........"!!!
Fred began to yell.
Down below, the ARM was now attaining victory. Thanks
to the unexpected presence of the ARM commander, no
Core units could penetrate the base. Casualties were
high, and the Core were given the order to retreat.
"YES", shouted the ARM, "Run Core scum, feel the wrath
of the ARM"!
Just then, the ARM commander noticed all of his units
running away. "WHERE ARE YOU GOING"! He shouted, then
he noticed something. He looked down, then said “A
shadow He looked up, his receptors widened, and he
aimed his D-gun up at the falling structure.
However, he was not fast enough.
Only the Core units, who were retreating, survived the
Anti-matter explosion. They turned around, and the
Core Commander smiled. "Yes, Zeus #3464372, confirm
what that was".
The Zeus quickly checked the satellite frequencies,
and turned to the Core commander, "Well sir, as weird
as it sounds, it looks like something landed on the
ARM commander.
Every Core Unit began to laugh. "Well, said the Core
Commander, "That was an unexpected victory. It goes to
show you that the Core shall always prevail.
They took what was left of the base, as ten AKs
carried Fred's head back for a sign of victory.
A few days later, Fred was repatterned, and promoted
for his accomplishments. He complained of a headache,
but nothing more.
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