KROGOTH:
I am the very Krogoth of a modern major battle group.
Equipped with weapons big enough to take out any silly troop.
I walk around the battle field and turn around in one tight loop.
While I reduce ARM soldier clones to the consistency of soup.
On matters of intelligence I quite really have got the scoop.
And my armour will take much attack before my form begins to droop.
I know for me to fully build the time it takes is far too long,
So while you're waiting for me you can read all this and sing along.
ALL:
So while you're waiting for him you can read all this and sing along.
So while you're waiting for him you can read all this and sing along.
So while you're waiting for him you can read all this and sing along.
KROGOTH:
I know my history of the CORE from start to finish more or less.
I'm well aware of all the power had by Central Conciousness.
I can stratigise and comprehend the most ingenious battle plan,
And watch the ARM get minced like being thrown in an enormous fan.
I own the battle field from north to south, and then from east to west.
Of all the Cavedog Kbots I am very much by far the best.
My specialty is causing every single ARM to quickly die.
My only drawback besides cost is that I can not swim or fly.
ALL:
His only drawback besides cost is that he can not swim or fly.
His only drawback besides cost is that he can not swim or fly.
His only drawback besides cost is that he can not swim or fly.
KROGOTH:
My stride is perfectly composed no metal parts at all will rub.
My walk script only bested by the 3rd party Beelzebub.
In short in matters warlike I kill ARM units in one foul swoop.
I am the very Krogoth of a modern major battle group.
ALL:
In short in matters warlike he kills ARM units in one foul swoop.
He is the very Krogoth of a modern major battle group.
KROGOTH:
In fact I'm well designed for precisely what I'm sposed to do.
Killing without stopping to recharge, or eat, or use the loo.
PeeWees shall be trodden on with one great big almighty splat.
I truly do excel at midrange twin Gauss pistol armed combat.
My hulking form and weapons have the power to instil great fear.
But I also like to just relax and have a decent ice-cold beer.
In short despite my blasting of your airforce from up in the sky.
You'll say that all in all I'm really truly not too bad a guy.
ALL:
You'll say that all in all he's really truly not too bad a guy.
You'll say that all in all he's really truly not too bad a guy.
You'll say that all in all he's really truly not too bad a guy.
KROGOTH:
Should I die I'll take you down in fission of Uranium.
I'm the most formidable force invented in this millenium.
Hence when I win I'm justified in letting out a victory whoop.
I am the very Krogoth of a modern major battle group.
ALL:
Hence when he wins he's justified in letting out a victory whoop.
He is the very Krogoth of a modern major battle group.
